The easiest thing in the world is to put too much clutter on your boat. That's exactly why I thought of a new mug for the sailor chickens aboard Mistral IV - and came up with a slight variation of the well known British appeal:
By the way: The best way to declutter your boat is not to put too much crap aboard. If you need inspiration, read this little book by Sam Llewellyn: The Minimum Boat.
If you like to read an example column first: This is why.